oh lord. okay so. crash standing!Dirk, BT!Dirk, now-troll!Dirk, god:Dirk, MotDP!dirk and who else… eh, those’ll be enough.
crash standing!dirk would be like JESUS MORE PEOPLE aughgh. DX nothing he’s interested in knowing! he’d find a corner and observe warily.
BT!Dirk would be like this is fascinating and weird as fuck and makes zero sense your science is flawed if you think it does no I don’t care that math makes no fucking sense stop it. (also if it comes out that other dirks do/did date jake he will sadface. but he will nod wisely as covalent!dirk tells him about the horrible trainwreck that was their relationship. yeah, see, i was right not to even hit on him. yep.)
everyone would be weirded the fuck out by covalent!Dirk who is now a troll; and also by god!dirk who is some new species that looks p. much half troll. the ones who played the game would be interested in data collection on physical differences: BT!Dirk would be interested in data with an eye to KILLING TROLLS DEAD: GIMME A MANUAL PLZ.
cov!dirk would be kinda jealous that they’re still human, god!dirk not really, but he would be jealous they still have high tech. XD
demon summoner!dirk would be like “fascinating dream i’m having, which of my demons is making it happen i wonder” for at least fifteen minutes at the start.